Sacko:
Derek Olsen

Person Selecting Punishment:
Alex Fels

Punishment:
Derek recieved a swirly from Todd during the 2017 draft at Casey's parents house.

Sacko:
Erik Taskin (inherited from James Zingarini)

Person Selecting Punishment:
Zachary Foyil

Punishment:
Taskin made a calendar where each month was a different photoshopped picture of Zach's choosing.

Sacko:
Andrij Tarasiuk

Person Selecting Punishment:
Alex Sobel

Punishment:
Andy had to get a Brazilian wax.

Sacko:
Erik Taskin

Person Selecting Punishment:
Alex Sobel

Punishment:
Taskin ran a 5K dressed in the mummer costume Jason Kelce wore in the 2017 Eagles Super Bowl parade.

Sacko:
Chris Richards

Person Selecting Punishment:
Rob Raines

Punishment:
Chris had to spend 24 hours in the IHOP at 1320 Walnut Street. For every stack of pancakes he ate, he could deduct 1 hour. Chris ended up staying at the IHOP for 16 hours and ate 40 pancakes.

Sacko:
Rob Raines

Person Selecting Punishment:
Evan Dienstman

Punishment:
Rob had to eat a 6-inch sub at 21 different Subways over 21 days. During the course of the punishment, Rob ended up driving 675 miles over 14.5 hours. After the 21 days were over, Rob presented a PowerPoint to the league ranking each Subway he visted on quality, speed, cleanliness, safety, and decór.

Sacko:
Evan Dienstman

Person Selecting Punishment:
Matt Dziekonski

Punishment:
Evan had to record an EP. The league got to decide the genre of each song. They chose a rock song about the Philadelphia Eagles, a PDL diss track, and a country song about how bad Evan is at fantasy. Evan wrote the lyrics and sang the songs, and Dylan generously helped record and mix the songs.

Sacko:
Chris Mangogna

Person Selecting Punishment:
Matt Dziekonski

Punishment:
Mango had to take an 18 hour Greyhound bus trip from Seattle, WA to Bozeman, MT. Due to snowy conditions, the trip ended up taking 20 hours.

Sacko:
Alex Sobel

Person Selecting Punishment:
Evan Dienstman

Punishment:
Sobel had to participate in the 2023 Philly Naked Bike Ride. Sobel was able to wear a Speedo while riding his bike, but he also had to take one "ESPN the Body Issue" style photo of him completely naked with his bike "artfully" placed in front of him.

Sacko:
Hursh Patel

Person Selecting Punishment:
Matt Dziekonskki

Punishment:
Hursh had to play Truck Simulator for 24 hours. Every beer he drank would reduce his time by 30 minutes, but everything bathroom break he took would increase his time by 10 minutes. Every follower would reduce his time by 10 minutes, and his maximum viewers at once would reduce his time by 10 minutes per viewer. In the end, Hursh drank 9 beers, took 8 bathroom breaks, got 23 followers, and had a maximum of 12 viewers at once to bring his total time of playing Truck Simulator to 15 hours.

Sacko:
Hursh Patel

Person Selecting Punishment:
League Vote (due to rule change of winner picking next year's punishment)

Punishment:
TBD